Funny phrases about the diet, aphorisms and motivational quotes about losing weight and losing weight, thoughts and proposals to avoid gaining weight by buying too many kg.
Diet aphorisms
- Not to feel better than others but I finished my 21 days of dieting in 5 hours and 45 minutes.
- From tomorrow I decided to tell myself that the day after tomorrow I will go on a diet.
- I will never go on a diet, I prefer not to think about fat.
- The best diet to stay in perfect physical shape includes a daily dose of contentment.
- The first law of the study of food diets seems to be: whenever the taste is good, do not eat because after exaggeration.
- My personal diet concept makes me especially avoid the foods I don't like.
- I think I will be able to lose weight before the summer season, but I have yet to decide which year.
- To decrease your belly, have you ever tried a good photo retouching program?
- Since diet is actually a battle against the temptations of eating, I have chosen conscientious objection.
- I don't know anything more risky than a woman who went on a diet with the current cycle.
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- Every time I convince myself to go on a diet, I see the advertisement for a new chocolate snack that I decide to try.
- Scientists say that if a 120 kg man went to Mars he would weigh only 38 kg. For this I salute you and go to Mars.
- Since the human body contains a large percentage of water, I realize that I am not fat but only flooded.
- I follow the priests' diet by eating every good thing and hoping for a miracle.
- Hugs are the best diet as they counteract the lack of affection, helping to prevent unhealthy indigestion of chocolate.
- Even the soul must periodically go on a diet.
Diet quotes
- The first kilos are lost in that part of the body where they really didn't want to lose.
- Frequently we women are fat, but you men are very heavy, so know that a simple diet is not enough for you.
- It is called a healthy diet as for certain dishes you have to say goodbye.
- The path to follow for the diet is marked by lettuce leaves sprinkled with mayonnaise.
- I do my best to lose weight ... but unfortunately he always manages to find me.
- The diet is a human creature capable of making the smile on women's faces more rare.
- During the past 30 days I have followed a strict diet; how many kg have I lost? 15, but also 30 days of life.
- The second day of a diet turns out to be simpler than the first since within the third day you know that you will stop following that diet.
- The best things in life are either lacking in morality or are outlawed or make you gain weight.
- Women are on a diet all their lives, but as soon as you leave them they demand a lot of money for food.
- Diet is the thing that makes you eat vegetable broth for lunch, a cappuccino for snack and meat tortelli with ragù for dinner.
- Speaking of diets, I remembered that a friend of mine lost more than 20 kg last week, prompting his wife to leave him immediately.
- Diet is the only game in which you are the winner when you lose weight instead of gaining it!
- My wife turned to a dietician famous for losing weight, but in two months she also lost 500 euros that we could have eaten.
- I have been on a permanent diet for at least twenty years. I have lost so many kilograms that I should theoretically fly.
- In human life, keeping one's morale high often runs counter to keeping one's weight low.
Phrases about diet
- On the sixth day of the diet, I feel the desire to drink my vanilla shampoo.
- A diet constitutes only a short period of deprivation which precedes a huge weight gain.
- When you start a diet, the first thing you get is the nervous.
- I'm on a diet but only for reasons of force majeure that prevent me from getting supplies from the usual delicatessen seller.
- It is easier to change a man's religion than to replace his diet.
- This month, my diet decides to eat the same foods but using, to indicate them, diminutives such as tortellini, fettuccine, chips and dolcino.
- Today I decided to start my balanced diet: for every abundant carbonara dish I have to eat a three-ounce steak.
- I continued quickly in my weight loss without understanding why, then one day I replaced the batteries on the scale and I started to regain kg.
- Oh God, if you can't make me lose weight, at least let my friends buy enough to outdo me.
- The doctor advised me to avoid intimate dinners for four, unless the other three people are also present.
- The diet manages to make you eat 70 grams of unpasteurised pasta, but then at the moment of coffee it makes you able to devour many biscuits and chocolates.
- I was hungry as a child, but now I go on a diet and I realize that I have not been eating enough for fifty years.
- An American study confirms that the Mediterranean diet keeps going longer, even if it enlarges the human body.
- I am following two weight loss diets because with one I was too hungry.
- Before the summer I had set myself the goal of losing 7 kg, thinking that only 12 more remained to reach my healthy weight.
- In order not to tire excessively, I will observe one hour of diet every day.
