A collection of jokes and teacher on Pierino, very funny jokes suitable for children but that make adults laugh too.
Funny jokes about Pierino
- Pierino is questioned by the teacher who asks her “Pierino, listen carefully: I study, you study, he studies, we study, you study, they study. How's the weather?" Pierino replies: "wasted time, lady teacher".
- One day Pierino goes to church, so sitting on the bench he sees he has got dirty. He goes to the nun and tells her to give him the spirit. The nun says: okay, the spirit is on the counter, but first make the sign of the cross. In the name of the father, the son, saint, amen, the nun intervenes saying and the spirit is not in the prayer? And Pierino replies: he certainly told me it was above the counter.
- Pierino comes back from school and says to dad. Dad, you must be proud of me. Today I was the only one in the class who knew how to answer a question asked by the teacher. Good boy my son! And what was the question? Who broke the window?
- Pierino while riding a bicycle sees a friend of hers sitting on a bench, starts to turn around saying it: look now I'm going without hands. He goes around and then comes back and laughs: look now without legs. Do the tour again and say: look now without wheels. Pierino falls off the bike and goes around saying: look now without TEETH!
- One day Pierino goes out with his grandmother and Pierino collects a can on the ground and his grandmother says to him: "Pierino does not collect things on the ground". Then Pierino puts it back where it was, at a certain point the grandmother falls and says to Pierino: "lift me up" and Pierino says: "I can't grandma you said that you don't collect things on the ground".
- Pierino tells a little friend: to age well you need to keep fit. At the age of 45, my grandmother started walking 5 kilometers every day. Now he has 97 and we don't know where he is.
- Pierino asks the teacher if she can go to the bathroom, the teacher says no. At the end of the lesson the teacher says to Pierino: now go to the bathroom! No you don't need lady teacher I opened the atlas and made it in the ocean.
- One day a lady meets Pierino who cries desperately and asks him: "What's going on Pierino?". "I accidentally swallowed two ink tubes!". "Oh! And what did the doctor advise you? ". "To swallow a kilo of paper towels!".
- Pierino returns happy from school. Dad asks why he's so happy and he replies: you know today I was the only one to answer a question from the teacher. Oh yes? And what was the question? asks the father very happy. Who is that idiot who put thumbtacks on my chair?
- The professor asks Pierino what is the fastest animal. Pierino replies that it is the louse because it is always in the head.
